2012-12-23

ran around in a mad search for a missing wine glass post-hot tub dip
2012-10-08

did not wear a belt while playing a game of post-thanksgiving dinner frisbee
2012-09-22

at a party, i did yoga in the middle of the kitchen in a very short skirt
2012-08-30

friend called in the midst of an emotional crisis at six am and i have shitty reception in my house so i bolted out onto the street in pajamas
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wore an inappropriately revealing dress to a funeral because it’s what the deceased would have wanted and had to bend down to place a flower on the casket
2012-06-20

It’s really hot out and my only pair of shorts is a little loose. I also carry all of my things in my pockets, so they keep getting weighed down.
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wore a dress on a tour of san francisco bay and stood at the front of the boat
2012-06-19

i posted a picture because i needed opinions on whether my buttcrack goes too high
2012-06-06

my dress blew up around my head as I got off a bus. everyone applauded.
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My three year old wanted to hide under my skirt from the scary monster (her sister) and then got her head stuck. DAMN ELASTIC WAISTBANDS!